I do no wrong. I am always right. Right? I forget why I am sending this. It seemed relevant.
my girlfriend just informed me I need to get tested and so do you
girlfriend?
He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
Did you ever get our sex tape out of the rental car before you returned it?
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The usual. Woke up on a dog bed with peeps and $11.
The last party at your house was a sex toy party...it's an obvious transition to baby shower
You're about to fuck a guy with a sweatshirt tied around his waist like a mensurating 13 year old. Get your priorities straight, you're graduating tomorrow.
dude to be honest with you there is a used condom that ive just left on my floor for three days
you have got to get your shit together
I honestly don't think it will ever get topped. Unless a real female cop arrests me, then fucks me. That's it.
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I just drove my booty call to his booty call, if that isn't spreading the love, I don't know what is.
As your friend, who loves and cares for you, I have to be honest. I am judging you so VERY hard right now. Sorry.
There is a couple fucking in the outback bathroom and at first I thought it was sick but than I remembered my Outback fantasy with you and decided I can't pass judgements.
its not much but to go through all that to ask for half a balls worth of money was so stressful
Instead of.being an intelligent and mature adult and dealing with my feelings I chose to get hammered and fuck flounder
Eh it happens
I had more orgasms than hours of sleep this weekend. I’m going to keep him around a while
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