ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
Going to a jewelry store high is not a good idea. I look like mr.t's wife.
And here i was gonna offer you a complimentary blowjob.
Ok fine. Wild. Free. Like a stallion set free in a beautiful meadow filled with flowers and sexy lady horses
I mean it was like cry my eyes out or masturbate in my moms bathroom.
Why is everyone else growing up when I'm just crying, eating, and having pregnancy scares?
It wasn't like a party or anything. They played PlayStation and talked about sports. Then I threw up on his porch.
Just do let me go home with anyone especially I a guy with a hair sweater
Oh boy I hope we come out of this alive. And with clean prison records
Someone left a middle school yearbook here. I recognized one kid from banging his mom last year.
this morning's inventory: a top hat, two empty bottles of everclear, half a slim jim, cigars, tiara, pot necklace, and some fishnets. and that's just my purse.
I just wrote a self loathing message to self, wrapped my credit card in it, put it in an envelope, sealed it with another hate messame, and put it in my lock box. So. That's where I'm at.
Woke up in my boxers on a subway with a phone number written on my arm in lipstick..Best Night EVER.
last night you made out with a 19 year old on a bar and i woke up with a swede in my bed. lets just say that never happened.
I'm eating cold pizza from work and drinking beer from a wine glass trying to decide if I want to shower or just rub one out and go to sleep. How have I ever gotten laid?
Because you're really hot before taking the time to actually get to know you.
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