I woke up this morning and "The Wood" was on tv. Touche TBS, touche.
and she was petting her beer can
Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
She just sucked the buffalo sauce out of my beard. I've never been so disgusted and hard in my life.
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i just added no after every hockey player in my phone..
Of course he did. He is like the oprah winfrey for vaginas. Always giving that shit away.
We haven't even moved into the apartment yet and she has already screwed two of our neighbors. This is going to be the longest 12 month lease of my life.
I've already started drinking so the earlier you get out of class the more coherent I'll probably be.
Kegstand on crutches, you need to get on my level.
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All I'm asking for is flower occasionally, and in return you get to come home to me naked in heels. Is that to much to ask for?
Just finished two pages in like 20-30 mins bitches SHWAMP DRUNK LIBRARY SHWAMP
when I woke up, he was drunk and singing "soft kitty" and petting my face
She was nothing like her profile said, we had nothing in common, and her picture mustve been like 30 pounds ago. But yeah we hooked up
well i can officially check "have sex in a prius" off my bucket list...
shes rolling around in the floor yelling my vagina hates me
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