The elaphant ear plant popped a new leaf ! Wahoo !
is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
as if moving home wasnt embarassing enough, mom picked up my laundry while i was gone. guess who needs to find a new hiding spot for his cum towel..this guy.
I just masterbated while imagining him getting hit by a truck. I have hit a completely unacceptable level of anger & bitterness. Help.
I knew the cheap date at Taco Bell would backfire because it makes even the most pre-cautious girls involuntary fart in public
I just saw someone EAT a flashcard out of frustration. Finals suck.
His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
like i literally can feel my uterus getting frustrated at me for not being pregnant.
I mean jail does seem alright, all the free broth you can eat.
I know he’s a bad decision but he's casual, his penis is amazing and his technique is on point.
Yeah last night got weird fast. No lie, a kid pulled a butt-plug with a tail out of his ass.
I was so drunk I got stuck in the middle of a revolving door
woke up. showered n got ready. had sex. and was still 15 minutes early to work... its gonna be a good day!
I’m 95% positive I adopted a bunny last night.
You had cocktails, didn’t you?
My roommate has a sixth sense about my jerking off and walks in EVERY. SINGLE. TIME.
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