At least make sure they are 18
Why
she is medically diagnosed as a nympho. she has the paper to prove it. hell. fucking. yeah.
No, he attached a coozie to his crutches so he can carry his beer around the party.
What is an appropriate "thanks for saving my life" gift? I don't have any experience with this.
Looking for things to spread butter on. Found men's briefs in garbage can. Lost insurance card. Summer has finally arrived
Only you would get a date out of getting hit by a car
duuuude the clock in this car says its 85 past 19.
dear god, who put you in a cab?
I'm not entirely sure what we did is legal in the U.S., but I know that couple wont be the same
I would've been fine if I didn't do the three shots
You did like 8
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
Just asking. Could've given you a lap dance in a sombrero, drenched in corona and tequila.
God Bless cinco de mayo
I want you inside of me and on top of me and under me and behind me
Basically I need you to be like god, just fucking everywhere
I'd have paid money to see Cookie Monster playing with a vibrator
ok give me a pep talk, I want a hotdog but I'm too stoned to go make it
Pretty sure we're going to get a cease & desist notice from the Make A Wish Foundation, but until then...
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