Bristol Palin says: Remember to use protection
I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
he just started chanting dark meat! dark meat! out of no where.
My date keeps hitting on your friend. Had no expectations, but not a real confidence booster.
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I walked in on her just letting her nose bleed into her friend's hands
Oh, and she's that dumb bitch that goes out in public in full make up and sweats with uggs. I hope she falls face first in a bowl of queso and drowns
I flashed some kids doing a church car wash. I feel like I really improved the quality of their lives.
after you left he started opening his bottles by smashing the neck against the edge of the fireplace and pouring beer into his mouth. it was about the manliest thing ive ever seen. its probably how lumberjacks open their beers... if they didnt have their axes handy.
I just talked this guy out of hooking up with me and gave him relationship advice. Am I a good person now?
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Damn, well, it could always be worse
For sure, I could be a prison bitch right now. Thursdays aren't half bad
Woke up with a $50 attached to my penis with a rubber band..
Sweet. Tell little Richard to buy us a sack and a pizza.
do you know of a way I can die but like NOT die? like not being unconcious, just ascending to an astral plane for a few weeks or months in real world time so i can sort my issues out away from the rigors of life kinda deal, you know?
I woke up with my phone plugged into an extension cord in my garage. No clue how I got home. Videos of me flogging my roommate with my set of keys telling him he's the worst roommate ever. And my mom woke me up at 8am asking how to make a DVD...Goddamnit first Friday.
He just sprayed AXE in his mouth to get rid of his bad breath... THAT DRUNK
I'll be naked. By 11. Then arrested. Drunk tank adventures
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