I slayed a troll last night at BC guess i thought i was back in college
Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
dude, never let a drunk girl playbite your dick. the doctor came in laughed and left.
I just had sex in a cardigan. Made me feel old. Smarter somehow, but old.
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he told me he was a chubby chaser.. then winked. i'm signing up for a gym pass as we speak
you think that next time i come over to do this you can pick up the condom wrappers you used on the other girls
TINY HANDS NOT FOR BUTTHOLES
This is going everywhere on the internet.
They just asked a fat guy to move to the other side of the plane. Send me a pic of your tits incase we crash
I JUST SAW A SIGN LANGUAGE CATFIGHT
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Day drinking! Today! (tomorrow too!) Our place! Whenever you get off work! Ready go!
Dude, you vomitted into a trashcan wearing your bear hands and high heels. Your drug dealer even said that was rough.
Everyone is coupling up and I'm just excited the bartender gives me enough attention to order more shots.
I take it you're alive?
Mostly. Can't quite control my arms.
My dog and I just went outside to pee together.
It's only considered alcoholism if you're drinking from something other than a cup....right?
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