third eye blind makes so much more sense now that i have a drug problem
In reality u ask do u have beer at your house but what your really saying is will there be cock in my mouth
Just heard the girl at the bar cuss her bf out and order a long island ice tea. Going to give it 5 min then I'm going in. See you on the other side.
Mike is so stoned. I just heard him quietly mutter to himself "rock a piss" as he walked down the hall to the bathroom
I wish the sun would stop judging me for being drunk while it's still shining.
He said he would pay my bar tab if he couldn't answer my question. He lost to the age old question of our youth. Why did pogs go out of style.
Send me another check for the tickets. I scratched out "anal wax" and now the bank won't take it.
It was all good till you had ppl chasin shots of ciroc with fucking applesauce
I apologize in advance for the amount of cleavage I'll be exposing your boyfriend to.
Also there's so much vodka on my breath that if I blew on my fingers my nail polish would fall right off
Although can we find me a starter dick? I don't want security showing up again. That was awkward.
wyd
Laying here debating on if i want a sandwich or an orgasm.
Okay so as of now, we may either be coming for one night, two nights, or not at all this weekend. It depends on Laura's toe and if I get my period. Will explain later
If it's any consolation she turned out to be has a collection of clown dolls she talks to crazy. And the cops knew why I was calling when she key locked the door from inside.
It's done, I'm done, goodbye veneer of class and dignity it was nice knowing you
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