I think I just was a dick to Paul Rudd.
"I want to just tie you up so you\'ll still be here like this when I get home." Actual words.
people will do anything to get on MTV. like get pregnant.
You came back with puke all over your sweatshirt and started doing darth vader impressions
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did u get his digits?
yes his name is chazbangbangbang according to my phone...
I'm the saddest girl in a tutu right now.
i feel like i got punched in the cervix. he's a little different in bed than i thought he would be..
don't get you morals all over my torrid fantasties
I ate the last cupcake. I'm sorry. It was in the refrigerator mocking me. So I ate it. And it was glorious. But I'm sorry.
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How about we just fuck in random places all around campus, and skip the boring relationship part?
I seriously had alll four of your knuckles bruised into my arm
Ever the responsible adult, I just realized that today is the Obamacare deadline, but I'm too high to handle insurance now.
Shirley Temple died. We owe it to her to get dirty shirley wasted.
That guy was cool until he tried fighting that dude in the bow tie. I need better wingmen.
The first thing my Christmas gift money is buying is a dildo.
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