Her boobs are too amazing to be looking at my dick. I'm even ashamed.
it was literally the size of a crayloa marker. i didnt know what to do with it so i just sat there
Romer got arrested for getting in a bar fight with a bus boy because he was trying to steal a keg, had it all the way to the car
I blacked out after the shots of canned lobster bisque.
Oh no I would never do that to her. But when you're single again let me know. Cheating penis is definitely better than single penis. But she has claws.
Its not even real halloween yet. This extremely toxic yet briliant costume is going to kill me
Also the fuck cup must be buried with me
Btw, if I didn't have 3 limbs in restraints and my free hand offing myself with the pocket rocket, I would have snap chatted you. Next time.
So you drank bourbon with cough syrup?
I still had a cough. It only makes sense
If I just skip sleeping, does hangover still happen? Gonna try it. Will report back. StTAND BY
I just started the bonfire using a tampon. Who knew they could have multiple uses?
I didn't know what to say so I just sent him a chicken emoji
Thanks for coming out I think haley is drunk enough for breast milk White Russians
I refuse to believe this is a lapse in my dick hunting skills. It's gotta be the gods playing a game.
the next morning his mother came in to tell me that she made breakfast. she told me to put my clothes on too. awkward.
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