if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
all we did was drink wine and talk about how people who dont have facebook dont exist.
Ok I'm good with that cause I'm gonna disappear for 90 days
Are you goin to rehab again?
This is what my life has come to. Drinking champagne alone yelling at the dog because no one wants to hang out with me
Just broke my collar bone. May not make it to the party.
Running errands with mom, cool. Coming to pleasures with mom for her valentines night, not ever in a million years cool.
Who knows. Maybe the world would be a better place if more people sent their drug dealers thank you cards.
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
Whatever. I hate you. My vagina hates you. I hope a bird shits on your head today.
I have straight up perfected the art of amazing manicures with shaky-as-fuck adderall hands. Also, I'm way too proud of this.
I dressed up as a "typical white girl" which meant I wore my yoga pants and uggs all night. BEST. IDEA. EVER. Most comfy halloween everrrr.
My flask has coffee in it for finals week.. So that's responsible right?
Wish me luck. My vagina needs it.
May his noodley appendage touch you.
I swear I get as excited about the sound of a condom wrapper as my cat gets when she's getting a can of food.
If hypothetically I needed to puke on the bus... how would I go about doing this.
Randomize
