I'm reducing my diet to vodka and rice cakes.
He literally had no idea who I was, so he made me turn around 360 degrees and when he saw my ass, he blurted out my first AND last name.
Also I just saw on facebook your sister is taking pole dancing lessons. Just a heads up.
This can't be good. I've realized that I weigh less in the morning after I have had a blackout drunk night than when I work out and eat healthy.
He dropped me off at 4 in the morning because I made fun of Pearl Jam..
You can cross "give someone a blow job while playing Colors of the Wind" off my bucket list.
you puked in the bathtub and said "let them pee"
She just told me she thinks she bruised her labia in class
Drowning in science and also vodka. Hope you're having fun.
Who knew that the guy I fucked on your front lawn during welcome week freshman year would turn out to be my husband
I'm spring cleaning all of the fuck boys out of my life.
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
You invited these random guys into your apartment that you met in the hallway...& then you started screaming at them to get out cause you didn't know who they were.
My face is going numb. I think it's time I call it quits
Omfg 7 hour sex session who am I?
PS: I think I'm in love
Ability to walk tomorrow tbd
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