I changed my mind about Tim Gunn. I like him now. Mostly because he said someone's dress looks like a gay t-rex. Or something.
She came over with Guinness cupcakes, a case of Mickeys, wearing an Ireland flag & nothing else.
you can add "aspirated seaman" to the list of things your sister has been admitted to the hospital for
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
why is it ever time u get laid i end up having to clean something twice? you have no idea how hard it is to wash smugged ass cheeks off the counter
there not mine if that helps
When are you not under some influence?
Since last Tuesday...yesterday.
Great news I took pics last night
Warning: most of them are of you peeing while I take selfies
I shouldn't be that hard, but i cant exactly put "a guy to tie me up and fuck me and then brush my hair" in my dating profile
You were discovered in a bush, smoking, and singing "in the jungle" to yourself. Which explains the scratches, but not the orange paint.
Well, you've continued the theme of living with people who's dicks I've sucked.
I'm gonna celebrate Valentines day by watching Bob Ross videos and tripping balls.
don't judge but I think I'm gonna go fuck a dad this weekend
I was cock-blocked by a swat team last night.
Please wake up and help me figure out how I woke up on the floor with my head under the couch
snapping my married booty call and next thing I know a plan b ad pops up
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