it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
i want to major in coloring with an emphasis on crayons.
so finals studying is going well?
i just saw the eighteen different ways i could die and only after that did i realize i'd made a poor decision
I can't right now...you know Sunday night is whn I get drunk and do laundry.
For u too. Could be years before u have a finger in ur ass
I don't care. I'll text you about my butthole whenever I please. That's what you signed up for in this relationship.
What is a foreign vacation of stupidity without some fake names?
I have learned that if you don't want to hook up with the guy who walked you home, food is great compensation.
Well I took a spicy wing shit in a field this morning.
I asked you for a cigarette and you handed me your phone and told me to search for one
I'm proud of you for choosing to be an organ donor on your fake!!
Like what? And no, shrooms cannot be party favors.
I kinda wanna drive through the Gator bar parking lot and seeing if my panties are on they ground, they should be right next to my pride...
So i dislocated my knee but still went home and fucked his brains out. Nothing gets in the way of my sex life. NOTHING.
No offense, but I don’t think I would want to see him in anything skimpier than a hazmat suit.
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