I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
This morning when you woke up you looked like one of the Wii Bowling people. I think it was the eyebrows combined with the sambuca
who knew that a girl that let me piss on her within 20 minutes of meeting her would get upset i couldn't remember her name.
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
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Is "you left your socks here, please come get them" a good way of saying "come fuck me?"
What do you need? A swimsuit and a liver of steel? What else?
The cops raided her house the day before class even started
Those assholes are becoming so efficient
S.O.S. he's talking about horses and breast feeding.
I hate having to put a bra on before I go home cuz I have to pretend I actually went to class today
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
May or may not have been going down the road shooting fireworks.
So apparently using the emergency exit of the bar as a bathroom is frowned upon in this establishment...
I literally walked into the toilet, looked at my reflection, said "alcohol" and went back to bed...
I've been on the toilet for an hour. On a six day bender. My ass feels like its leaking vodka
Oh, now I remember why I deleted your number. You're kind of a dick. Please delete mine.
I have only made 3 good decisions in my life and getting really stoned reenacting the Lion King with my cat in a lion mane hat is 2 of them.
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