What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
I would go down on you faster than GM stock
Told a girl i wanted to feel her bellybutton from the inside... I need to learn how to flirt
I just watched a girl use a tall boy Coors as a rolling pin to make christmas cookies
the protein jug says add 2 scoops to your favorite beverage. guess who just found a way to make sam adams healthy? THIS GUY
Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
Let's just say after this weekend I'm known as Shameous the Irish bar fighter.
You will never know an awkward moment until your parents pick you up from a one night stand.
You know what, don't even answer. Just promise me you'll go to the Corner of Shame when you get home.
your life is not complete until you watch a gaggle of murderous clowns dance to gangnam style.
also, what is the correct term for a shit ton of clowns?
We were all day drunk by 2pm. Now I know why they hate Americans
Well at least ssomeone is or the state is tafing over ir in twligiob
ill be home in an hour. Be in my bed ready for disappointment
I'm definitely not going to be able to fuck him high. I won't be able to not laugh at his man boobs
Im sorry for telling you id rather jump into traffic than date you again. I didnt mean to be so rude
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