: am i supposed to send the mass text 'merry christmas!' to my booty calls too?
How many 'remember name' entries is it inappropriate to have in one's cell phone?
please dont make me drink to the titanic soundtrack
When did it seem like a good idea to do pull ups off the balcony? After beer 5 or shot 7?
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Nothing says "I forgive you for puking on me during sex" like a Facebook add the next morning...
Finals week has gone away, doo dah doo dah, drink martinis naked day oh da doo dah day
HOLY SHIT HE'S TRYING TO EAT HIS FOOT. THIS IS THE BEST DAY OF MY LIFE.
You serve our country by fighting in the sandbox, i serve our country by entertaining rich businessmans' daughters. We each do our part.
She walks around topless and loves making sandwiches. That's how a one-night stand turned intoa relationship
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Dude, I passed out on the side walk, lost my phone and shirt, and walked 12 miles home after I disappeared from the club
My bad man. I was at a strip club, and apparently it's like a big deal to take your phone out in one of those places.
What's the polite way to tell someone she's a grown ass woman and she needs to start acting like it.
He didn't even get to the first chorus of Hotel California before he started convulsing on top of me.
You know my vagina and my heart have a mind of their own even when it’s pouring snow.
My ultimate hope is that people will hug me, smell me, and therefore think I'm classy.
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