It's always exciting to touch a new boob.
I dont wanna date her. I just wanna be able to run a blacklight over her face and prove ownership.
Reggie can tackle my bush.
Dude i was hungover i didnt know she was in the shower, she screamed i screamed we all screamed and i just so happend to piss in the shower.
I hope, cuz I was gunna get "celebritory drunk" but now I have to get "I'm disappointed drunk"
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
I have so much shit FLYING through my head. They're all in magic carpets and everything
1 be hot 2 flirt with everyone 3 use hotness to make people do things for you. It's a simple model.
By the end of the night I was using him as a leg rest and he was handing me pizza rolls when I wiggled my hand. It's a proven method.
I don't care who it's from we're getting blown. It's a 3 day weekend anything can happen
a guy just walked up to us....drank the rest of my beer....and said sorry for my loss before walking away.
I want a battle ostrich, get me a battle ostrich and then come and make love to me
How is it medically possible for my urine to smell like espresso
You told his date she had the tits to be a stripper and the personality to be the pole. Of course he's pissed off.
Im looking at the faintest of claw marks right now. I just fell in love all over again.
Note to self: dont wear a butt plug for several hours and then go gym and try and do squats
Randomize
