...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
so he expects you to be his vegas whore for the season. nice.
He has been begging me for a Bj but doesnt want to get mono
How is he gunna get mono? is he gunna suck on his dick after you?
after the first blizzard, i went out and bought a thirty and put it in a cooler and hid it out in the backyard. now the second blizzard has deposited 2 feet of snow on top of said cooler. there is a shovel and treasure map over here waiting for you
Thanks for having 911 ready when I jumped off the balcony
Buying weed with grant money. God I love college. No other time are we presented with these opportunities.
Don't you dare blame me for walking in one walking in on ur fuck session....u decided to fuck where we hid our booze
AND BY FEELINGS I MEAN VODKA
I was grinding on people that were grinding. Nonconsensual.
$1 drinks and Playboy theme. I am never leaving this place
My goal in life is to ruin sex for someone. To be so mindblowingly unreal that they can never find anyone like me ever again. So far it's going well.
Go have fun. I'm gonna go shower off the regret.
I gave him head while despicable me 2 played in the background. I think I disappointed the minions
We have moved from phase 1: honeymoon, to phase 2: trapped in relationship until the cold embrace of death
so I'm walking to my last final while opening my giant red bull and i look over to my right and the guy beside me had one too and was looking back at me. without missing a beat he pulls out a bottle of jager, pours half in mine, half in his and goes "cheers"....i'm not even mad i probably failed my final
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