So A**** bought my story about how my hickey was a bruise from wrestling
on one hand i'm glad that i'm not in trouble...on the other hand i realized that the reason i cheat on her is because she is so stupid
She made a list of the things each of us had done wrong and assigned a point system. Guess who came out the loser?
When he came he kept saying "oh god oh god" and he sounded just like his dad. awkward...
Of course he got arrested. He was wearing a toga. Even Tom Hanks couldn't act sober in a toga.
I am drinking at a movie theater seeing a children's movie, 2nd time this week
She keeps referring to it as an "us" Either she is seriously mistaken on what fuck buddies are or she learned another meaning of the word "us"
Lesbian chick is doing her presentation on the time she woke up on the dockside still drunk at 7 am. This is why I show up to chinese class.
I found him. We're on the way back to the condo. He was sitting in the lifeguard stand letting people passing by take pictures of his nipples for a buck each..he made 15 dollars
I take back all of the insults I've ever said toward those money makers
I believe its time to stop celebrating Thanksgiving. I've been drunk for over a week. If my liver doesn't give out, and I'm not pregnant I will truly have something to be thankful for.
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
How high is the bridge and how deep is the water and what are the chances I will get arrested
I say "glasses of whiskey" like I didn't chug it out of the bottle
On a unprofessional note, there's a new girl in photo.
That wasn't unprofessional. The fact that I'm going to fuck her is unprofessional.
It was fine. Until I accidentally shit on his floor.
I should've left when he told me that he only smoked crack by accident once
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