we better have passed that bar exam - i dont want to have to drink like this again
did the walk of shame through a baseball field. .A little league game was going on. Proceeded to buy a hot dog at the concession stand. the looks were priceless.
should my break up email to my English professor be in MLA format?
bong water from a few floors above me just splashed onto my face when i was looking out the window. Happy 4/21 to me
currently pooping in a public restroom while drinking free beer. there has never been a finer line between awesome and depressing.
No. I want him to marry me so we can spend our lives together. I also want a to-scale model of his genitals to mount above my fireplace
I GOT A VENDING MACHINE FOR OUR LIVING ROOM
I'm in the sex attic, crying, eating french toast and taco
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
THIS CHICK IS LIKE SOME SORT OF HOOKER HOUDINI.
Crappy Mother's Day to you! Those of us who don't have children fill the void with hot sex, sleeping in, more sex, leisurely suntanning, foreign travel, overseas sex, paying cash for sports cars, watching TV, having sex on the floor in front of TV porn, lounging around the house, or whatever the hell we want.
THERE IS WEED IN MY OVEN. HOW AM I EVER SUPPOSED TO MAKE CHICKEN PARMESAN WITH WEED IN MY OVEN.
I'm shopping for Mother's Day cards while waiting for my herpes medication. What is life.
What's rude is him not accepting my blowjob offer. What kind of guy denies that.
I tried to text you about going to the Lion's Den but sent it to my boss. She was down for it. Please advise.
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