i hope S**** or M***** or someone took note of the fact that i was drinking popov like water and could no longer form sentences. i mean, dont get me wrong i had been thinking about boning R*** long before my sobriety left the picture but the number of reasons not to, outweighed the temptation and without sir robert burnett as R***'s wingman, it would have never happened
please. tell me to stop eating out of the trash.
Is it wierd that you're going to be my best man and you've fucked my wife?
it's a "shave your legs in the cvs bathroom" kind of night
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I wanna take him on a special date, something that says I banged your brother but since he moved I want you
I would compare it to a jeffrey but in smoothie form. More drugs in here than Bobby Brown's sock drawer.
you're trying to get a guy who's been in a coma for 2 weeks and who thought he was in '08 yesterday to drive you to the liquor store?
yeah, you wanna come?
I received a text promising me sex if I drove to Memphis this weekend. Too bad for my penis that we're watching zombie movies and playing cards.
I found where he bartends and I guarantee you that in approximately nine months from this Friday, you will have a niece
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I've had sex near too many of the blankets to let our parents touch them like this
At one point I was convinced he was a snake and was going to eat me And I just accepted it
He texted "fuck you" before blocking me on all social media. Come to think of it, that's also the last thing my mother said to me. Could it be that I'm the problem?
He just showed up in boxer briefs and loafers with only his phone and condoms
Can I just go naked and covered in glitter?
I put him in the supply closet, used the copy paper to build a fort around him and his wheelchair, then he fucked me in the fort.
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