she was so not down for the gang bang
Dude, I just saw a bird vs. squirrel fight. A car won.
Ways to know you did something wrong: you sugar-coated it for your therapist.
The house is trashed, there is porn scattered everywhere like an easter egg hunt and the blow up doll is sleeping on the couch downstairs. someone covered her up.
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the whole "pretend to be sober/pull it together for my family" thing really blew up in my face when i threw up into my pillowcase.
He left a trail of vomit straight from our dorm to the bathroom. Looks like we have our identities for the rest of the year.
I was out with the drag queens until 7am. This is the hangover I needed to kick my ass back to sobriety. Dear Virgin Mary, fuck my life.
At least I will not still be rolling when I pick up this animal. Thats a good development in five years
Well you finally jumped into that tree you've always wanted into and some girl gave you an 8.5. You were very happy.
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But in fairness, I would totally have a robo-penis as long as it had full sensation.
Just jacked in the family restroom in the hospital while eating beef jerky and looking at reddit gone wild.
Cocaine bath bombs are a really bad idea
dude new orleans is fucking wild these two guys just performed dueling banjos except they were actually fighting with the banjos
Last night we proved the theory that "harder" is the worst rough sex safe-word ever.
Did I tell you about the swingers? Because I think they're trying to trap me.
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