i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
but what if he tries to talk dirty to me with the lisp?
if you ever come into my room screaming for me to set up rockband at 4:45 am ever again i will kill you
Any questions about why there was a scuba tank chilling in the hot tub this morning?
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Apparently he ran around last night saying he was 'the hulk hogan of muff diving'
I feel like his dick looks like a decorative autumn squash.
I have a meeting at work in an hour, I'm so hungover going outside is NOT happening there are roads and shit I'll totally get myself killed.
I haven't found him passed out in the living room covered in noodles for a while now so I guess he's getting better with the drinking.
He just asked me if he's allowed to flirt with me. That's how whipped he is.
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When you give the bridesmaid toast someday at my wedding I need you to quote Ricky Bobby in some form. And slip in your sister has the vagina of awesomeness. That is all.
I woke up this morning and the lid to the back of my toilet was missing. Dahfaq do I do with this shit?
I just want to have normal problems like what kind of puppy to get, or should I pay a hooker to fuck Scott, or even a dilemma about fucking Twizzlers. I don't know.
No dude, I'm not naming my kid after your beard
When have we listened to the rational side of either of us?!
Chicks dig it when you smell like bong water and frebreeze.
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