Starbucks introducing alcohol. i hear angels singing.
do you ever just like the smell of your farts?
Just an fyi, teatherball while wasted might be the hardest sport ever.
Worst relationship ever. Keep in mind I've dated two married chicks and a Mormon.
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The night started going down hill when she shot the cashier in the face with the confetti gun we bought at 711.
Do you remember some guy walking around the club saying "boner patrol" and smacking people in the dick?
Yeah, that was you
I'm about to initiate a game of drunk UNO.
Drunk UNO has officially been banned from now until forever.
WE'RE FINALLY ADMITTING THAT WE DESPERATELY WANT TO SCREW EACH OTHER. THIS IS WHAT PROGRESS FEELS
I'm sooo hungover. I fell asleep on top of a car in a parking lot last night. New one to add to the list.
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you were like "guys ... i think i got fingered while dancing tonight"
our poor poor cab driver
He got cut off by the bartender. So he kept buying people drinks of they would i get him a drink. Before you know it him and 8 people were outside the bat trying to get people. To by them drinks
we played animal sounds and i linked arms with her cuz we were both cats....fate and my community college drama teacher have chosen my one night stand
I'm gonna chug this bud light an might injure this high school penis, like I'm 17 again
I think we should have a sex position advent calendar
THEY'RE HAVING SEX ON A HORSE AND THE HORSE DOESN'T EVEN CARE.
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