Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
i wish we had vans that drove around at night but insteand of ice cream and jolly tunes its taco bell and the macarena
at least franzia made me throw up pretty colors.
Plus apparently whenever one of her friends loses their virginity they get a party with a funfetti cake which I found funny
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Someones grandma was rubbing my back. I'm way too high for this.
If you come, call before you come in. I'm tanning my balls. Enjoy that visual.
He told me he felt like he shoud say thank you and as a prize i could keep anything from his room that i wanted.
Oh my god, I am the best RA ever. I'm teaching my freshman girls how to deep throat on bananas as a group bonding activity. I'm making the religious ones eat them for potassium.
i'm only riding in the trunk because they put the case of beer back here..
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Things I just found under my covers: protein bar, string cheese, vibrator.
Running into your random closeted hookup from last night is really awkward when you have to sit next to him and his girlfriend in a 200 person class.
We are gonna sacrifice to and pray to every god in this world that he doesn't find out about her sleeping with his old roommate.
Drowning in science and also vodka. Hope you're having fun.
Somehow you're a lightweight AND an alcoholic. Rare combo in one person. Well done.
My frontal lobe is being piloted by Jack Daniels right now.
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