she didnt even puke last nite, shes finally hit champion status. i think im in love
just had sex with a midget and didnt wrap it... were totally gonna have a tv show :)
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
Let's make jello shots for tomorrow
What's going on tomorrow?
Nothing, it's Wednesday
Which is scary since we both think with our vaginas
she just made some guy spank her... then made some chick take a running start and spank her.
She apparently grabbed another girl and pulled her into the shower fully clothed. When the girl was like "you need to stop" she curled up into a ball and refused to leave.
Whoa, you know how to pick em.
Hey is there a picture of me in a trash can on your phone?
I like to think it's an accomplishment that I can relate my life to a T-pain song
If your plan is to re-bang every girl you banged in high school - you're gonna need a spread sheet and clip board.
I'm pretty sure his cum gave me swimmer's ear.
Update: I spent 10 minutes trying to fish out a rogue vagina weight.
Do I have to cook for the potluck? Can I just bring a costco size bottle of Vodka?
Remember that time I came to London for 4 hours, got hammered, cried for an hour and then left.
On cleanup... i've counted 94 solo cups so far.. oh, and i found a miniature top hat in the microwave
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