I really want to fuck my wifes sister.
Made out with me girlfriend while she was peeing. all time high, or all time low?
Hey! Thanks for asking, but it didnt go well. He threw up in the car on the way to dinner. Blind dates arent for everyone.
Just slept with my boyfriend's roomie to learn if bf was cheating on me
Good plan. When in doubt, sleep about.
She gave me a BJ with my hoodie on. it was like i was blowing myself.
Sorry for punching you in the face last night. I should have known the boxing gloves were a bad idea from the start.
In their defense you were hugging a watermelon for a good portion of the trip
I gotta bail on the cookout tonight. Im at the er getting stitches. Re-enacting porno went horribly wrong.
I just stole a conducting baton from the chicago symphony orchestra... i have to stop drinking on weeknights
I just want a pillowcase full of fast food so I can eat and sleep this hangover away
I have a gyno appt today. I hate it when the Army gets involved with my vagina.
That UFC fighter fucked me so hard I have what can only be described as a "cuntcussion"
Am I a bad person for getting my ex to DD me and a random hookup home last night?
my dad walked in on me peeing into the trashcan in our kitchen last night at like 2am. wtf
Is it weird that I shop for lingerie by thinking if it will look good on both me and your floor?
No. Not at all.
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