You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
trent lit his nipple on fire and said "i am the only highlander"
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
I remember spending $50 at Ozzie's on Friday...my Visa remembers $120.
My mom just walked in on me and my girlfriend about to have sex. All she said was "You're lookin like a fool with your pants on the ground.."
I knew his night was already over when he started marking lines on the bottle and setting goals
got extra credit for showing up to class before a holiday. it hit me 5 minutes later that she meant easter....
It's end St Patricks day. I'm gonna need a leash. And a bib. And a rain check on anything considered dignifying.
after you got high, you started to make guac with your bare hands and said: "there's soda bubbles in my legs"
She told him that she never wanted to see him again then took his takeout box of bacon cheddar fries and got in the uber saying "for feminism"
My mom has a bong in her bathroom, but no air freshener.
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Haha just talked to the dude you bit on Thursday. He has been growing a beard to hide the bruising....
Can you explain to me why I showed my boobs to the firemen to get free beer?
Thank you for stopping me from getting a butt tattoo. That was a good call.
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