This girl is more easily done than said...
you were mad bc i took longer then 2 minutes to finish
I think the waitress doesn't beleive I have friends coming. I've had 4 drinks and a large salad just waiting for you guys.
I just noticed that when I sneeze...my nipples get hard.
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I feel like a really awesome person when i have to check my roof for things i've lost
Found out why they call her Halfpipe Jenny-NOT the cool reason we thought
having someone tell me to "prepare my vagina" is not really something I want to hear..
I CAN CONTROL MY GERBIL WITH MY BREATH. HE FOLLOWS THE SMELL. PROBABLY WOULDNT BE AS EXCITING IF I WASNT HIGH OFF MY ASS, BUT STILL
100% truth: never tied someone to a bed using 4 pairs of sweatpants before
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It's ok. I will share any beautiful men that I drug and leave unconscious on my bed. I'm that kind of friend.
Just shaved my crotch so I could call it the bald eagle. Happy 4th.
All I've done is masturbate and drink while being home from college.
I will read books by day and do guys by night. A mental and physical enlightenment, if you will.
Once you find out someone has a small dick, you never look at them the same again.
Got caught up in a real life love triangle. Both guys wanted me. I'm tempted to just run off with the cute girl from McDonalds instead
Please do that
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