Did u get laid? I went and bought lube and fleshlighted it while moaning ur name the whole time.
I just woke up in bed next to my teacher. Does that mean I'm passing now?
Thank God for loud music. There is a circus in my butt right now.
Are you with Adam and his vodka?
Yeswdsssss I masde his pickle gi away ans he go anbnoued
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It was as awful as eating cow testicles on fear factor and not winning and realizing you ate balls for nothing.
The guy at the liquor store just checked my id and said "oh it's you"
i fucked a milf yesterday.
i'm not impressed, in this generation that could technically mean a 16 year old.
I hid a girl's boot last night so I could ransom it back this morning via the "blowjobs for boots" program.
I just had sex on a bear rug. My life is complete.
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He stumbled out of the bar bathroom at 3:30 am with his jeans unzipped and his dick hanging out - it was the physical manifestation of "blackout with your cock out"
we def had a heart to heart that turned into a BJ last night
Shit on my own feet while puking from my hangover. Is this what 33 is supposed to be like?
A girl showed up in my tinder and I have it set to only men... I super liked her because I need a lesbian experience
I have never been that aroused while laughing my ass off in my life
It's a draw. You need to settle it in Smash, Soul Calibur, and/or rock-paper-scissors, the last of which Steve claims is bullshit.
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