Call me when you're up
Great dream, you were in it
Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
I have an asthmatic alcoholic for a roommate. That can't be safe.
he asked me to hangout with him...and his son
I just watched her pee in a trashcan, im still probably going to fuck her, what does that say about my standards
Chasing tequila with honey. Ill let you know how it turns out.
Im sleeping in your bed. Sorry for the sand and the noise and the loud people. Im starving
Your blankets are not drunk friendly
I think my mom knows im high. It could be because im slow dancing with my cat in the kitchen. The dip and kiss is what gave it away.
Sooo the theme of my 21st is rapidly becoming Gay Mexico
Dude, you need to man up. You passed out before a PRESEASON game. It's a long season.
I went from naked with lasts nights hookup to Ihop in 6 minutes flat
I think that's a new house record
Goodnight Shia. Goodnight Moon.
Two of the boys I banged while living in that house are about to move into it hahhaaha
Girl just left one of the apts upstairs carrying a giant bottle of kahlula and a lunchable.... I feel like we could be friends
what the fuck happened to the tacos
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