I just ate 3 burrito supremes and a crunchwrap...can't feel feet...I think I have diabetes
I'm sorry but all I really read was "my nipples will get hard."
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
whatever happens this semester dont let me be that girl yacking in the urinal. again.
There is nothing like getting stoned and spying on people with binoculars
I'm more concerned about the fact that I can't feel my gums
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
Penises. Everywhere.
You're. Welcome.
"I vaguely remember the Health and Safety Inspector walking into my room this morning while I was passed out naked. That's one way to get it over with quickly."
Mom called last night while I was at the bar and asked where I was. I told her I was on the highway to the danger zone while the guys were humming the top gun theme.
Stop sending me pictures of you naked. This violates the friend zone agreement.
Nothing says "happy birthday" like a negative pregnancy test
What was my myspace song when I went away to rehab?
If not, I can murder my liver twice...it's like a cat, it has 9 lives
Do you think it's illegal to drive without your pants on?
Randomize
