dude she's married.
so? a ring don't cover no holes.
hey everyone... booty call? my house tonight. bring friends to fuck my friends.
My mom asked me if I was being satisfied, sexually. And then discussed positioning.
I love waking up with his head head between my legs, it makes me feel special
Calling yourself a modern day Geisha doesn't justify being a whore.
Dude, I had to masturbate just to stay warm. Please pay the gas bill?
We got a Christmas tree, decorated it to surprise his wife And kids who were out of town for her father's funeral, then fucked like rabbits on their new mattress before he had to pick them up at the airport.
Why are there chunks of your hair in everyones pocket?
I decided to mark my territory.
I have fireworks and redbull; let's make heart attack inducing magic happen.
I'm high, watching "Scream" and eating a grilled cheese sandwich off my boobs. I'm not going anywhere
Come on, clusterfuck. Put on a pushup bra and get your fine ass to the bar, or you will be a sad single stoner forever
I feel like I'm in a development meeting for a Lifetime original movie.
He held my hand in public and I nearly came. Like he needs to be inside of me yesterday.
I'm making a will, in it I'm leaving you my skull.
college girl with braces trying to flirt with you...time to go
That would involve putting on clothes and I don't think I can face that right now.
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