he was wearing sponge bob boxers. Guess how long he lasted.
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
Wouldn't pinatas filled with coke be awesome idea for cinco de mayo?
She's locked herself in the bathroom with a tub of icecream and she's watching my little pony on her phone. We know it cause she sings with them.
Slow dancing with the chandelier.
For breaking and entering. I think neighbor dan cared more about me puking in his backseat than the surprise of me waking up there
Dudes don't just lick butts of chicks they're not into.
Their first impression of me was that I was completely naked. So yeah college hasn't even started yet and I'm already that person.
I don't know if I want to fuck him or punch him in the face.
well, mom whipped her new boobs out at the dining room table. So yeah you could say we had a pretty casual thanksgiving
I sense naked hashbrown eating in my near future.
We fucked to Bonnie Tyler in my car. He's the one.
He's literally cuddling with the washer and dryer.
Once you find out someone has a small dick, you never look at them the same again.
just had an allergic reaction to my dildo. My life is ruined.
Randomize
