Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
Funny, my mom didn't get it when I said 'that's what she said' after she said 'it's so thick, it's impossible' in reference to my milkshake
Better skin, bigger boobs.. Birth control is INCREASING my chance of getting pregnant because people actually want to have sex with me now.
I didn't mind getting the stomach flu from him. we had great sex AND I'm seven pounds lighter
Last night you were talking while puking saying, "ahh the shoes and the purse, I'm gonna have to wash those"
We were debating whether rain water is clean enough to drink. I won when he started throwing up.
Sorry but i am wayy to hungover to take mom to her AA meeting.
Wont she be proud, Hailey.
Well... When your girlfriend fucks your sister, the 2 week courtesy window goes out the door.
It took all the strength I had tto sit at my desk and not tear off my business attire and run screaming from adulthood and flourescent lights.
Is it unethical to trim my bush hair with the scissors from my office?
I know we were going to go hiking today, but I don’t think I can face reality until Wednesday
Is banging someone in the national guard considered a state service or a national one?
Ur dad just showed me a tit pic he got omf
Dude, she stopped mid blow job to ask the cat's name. ADHD might be a deal breaker after all.
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