thank god he doesn't hang out with everyone else i've had sex with
well, yeah, he can't fit the whole neighborhood in his apartment
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
I need to stop fucking people before I get to know them
He just kept yelling "body massage machine go" at random intervals throughout the night
Memorial weekend is going to be amazeballs. Jungle juice, drunk guys, and my vagina being stimulated by the vibrations of a 4 wheeler. I mean there is no way that can go wrong.
We bonded over blowjobs and stories of our childhoods. It was beautiful.
How did "just two beers for happy hour" turn into naked backyard wrestling?
I was basically shocked at how calmly you accepted my violently shoving a french fry in your mouth.
My mom has finally acknowledged my soft spot for Russians. Finally.
She stopped laughing and kind of stared at the wall for a while. Then she did 3 somersaults and said she saw jesus. This weed is fucking fantastic.
I hoped the great care he put into rolling a blunt would translate to my vagina.
Cant really say how it happened but i woke up in the middle of the night and somehow pissed all over connors dad
He uses Bing as his search engine...but he's great in bed. So obviously I'm torn.
He and I didn't so much date, as watch cartoons and go down on each other.
Maybe? I'm not shaving my pubes for a maybe type of night.
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