Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
i hate that you can chart my weight gain through my facebook pictures.
she was puking into the toilet drowning herself saying "its okay im a swimmer"
We did nothing beneficial to ourselves, or our country last night.
The last thing I remember is trying to split my bridesmaid dress down the back like the incredible hulk.
and you succeeded.
I used the picture of my mom and I doing blow job shots in Vegas in the presentation for my Spanish final. Graduation here I come.
He passed out naked in my bathroom, then took a shower, then passed out again and then took another shower. Last time I let my brother visit.
I'm on the bus, watching a girl shush her balloons.
He let me finish eating my sandwich while I sat his face. I think I'm in love with this little eager beaver.
You threw up on his face 22 hours ago and now he's here holding your hand. I think he likes you.
why is "bang the student affairs grad assistant" the third highest thing on your semester goals list
this party is nice, but i have to go home and cry over anime in order to fill my daily quota of suffering
Desperate times call for desperate measures. But he promised me no small talk so that was nice
My sister can't give you a handjob and us still be bros.
Well, fuck this election. I'm getting drunk, regardless of who wins.
Randomize
