Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
you kept running around the room with a flask shouting "so much room for activities!" then someone tripped you and you passed out
Was I shouting at a fire engine last Friday?
First if all, whoever designed penis shaped ice cubes is clearly daring me to shove them up my vagina
There is a visibable outline from you in the grass. its you in the fetal position...
I broke up with him in the bar & then asked him if he wanted to have a contest to see who gets the most numbers. I say I took that break up well
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
I apologized for the whole SWAT team incident to the roommate.
Don't patronize me, I thought of that on peyote, so it was basically like a message from God.
I'm definitely not at Wal-Mart eating jalapeno poppers with an elevated blood alcohol content
If anybody had to puke on my shoes, I'm glad it was you.
The girl in line in front of me at the grocery store is buying wine, m&m minis, a toothbrush, and condoms. Is it inappropriate to high-five her?
Its really awkward pooping while on videochat. Even if you turn the video off.
And by "sexually intimate," you mean fuck buddies?
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