We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
so her cute freckles turned out to be blackheads
I plan on offering nudes to any guy that wants to give me notes from the past five weeks of class
he just called me skinny, hes either trying to get laid, or i'm going to have to marry this man
he seriously made his penis a facebook.
You drunk invited us to do an intervention for you.
since when did our medecine drawer and our sex drawer become the same drawer? we now have lube covered cough drops.
Everytime Our professor said "penis fencing" in class today we took shots.
someone cut his neck open pretty bad with a broken beer bottle. We were so close to his house that we carried him home, but when we got there he casually laid on his bed and said he was just gonna sleep it off. WHO DOES THAT
He won't have sex to beyonce. I hate him.
all night she kept rolling over and mumbling something about wanting an extendable retractable urethra.
I have no inclination to even want to think about what God's existential meltdown is going to be like. O.o
When Dad gets to your house, ask him about the sound of anal beads. Happy Thanksgiving!
For future reference, when he drunkenly screams "YOUR MOTHER SUCKS COCKS IN HELL," he means that he's about to throw up. Invest in a bucket.
Everything is fine, it's not hung over in here at all\n\n*Narrator* *but in fact everything was not fine*
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