Three 40's of Mickeys, is no excuse to be naked at Baskin Robins.
She brought an overnight bag to my party. Might as well have shown up wearing only a thong and a bottle of whip cream in her hand.
I walk in to see her roommate half naked on their stripper pole. I knew I was home.
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If I don't come back from Italy with aids I did somethign wrong
I don't have patience to seek someone out and try to decipher whether or not I think I'd want to actually have their dick in my face.
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
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Dude he did say "let's go cougar hunting" and you KNEW your mom was going out last night...so it's kind of your own fault for not coming
I'm drunk in a place called Lick-A-Chick. PS. It's not a lesbian hot spot, they sell chicken.
You got Broadway Drunk, dude. I haven't heard you sing "Music Of The Night" like that since the last time I was holding you up on the way to the subway at two in the morning.
I stood in my living room with two beers in my hand asking these said beers if they were going to drink each other. I then insisted that I would drink them and chugged both. Happy Halloween.
Also, don't forget your plan to die young at a shrooms-fueled orgy.
I snuck out of his room and his roommate stopped me to tell me there was a condom stuck to my back
He brought me flowers and then spanked me with a Doctor Who paddle. Pretty good night, as these things go.
Awwwwwww!
I just woke up with a cowboy hat on my face and a playboy from the 90s on my chest
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