Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
explain the missing patches of hair on my cat. now.
i came out of my blackout when my grandma called last night. it kinda sobered me up and i realized who i had been making out with. should i call and thank her for the defensive cockblock?
it was my 21st birthday. took an old mans walker so i could stay till last call. reasonable right?
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Just think. Tomorrow you'll wake up, shower, and get your brains fucked out. That's your ice cream. Today is your peas and carrots.
I don't know which part of you thought this was funny but it's fucked up to wake up in that much fluff and now we don't have a couch. Fuck you.
Well I sent him a pic of my vagina and sent back a pic of his puppy....so there's that
Typing up notes at the bar and doing shots with the bartender until close on a Wednesday. This is what my second year of law school has become.
So apparently they remodeled our middle school. Looks like we'll need to find a new roof to play beer pong on this summer.
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turns out it took a Belgian couchsurfer dressed as Heisenberg to rock my world.
I can't decide if this outfit makes me look like a pirate. I also can't decide if I care if it does.
Me saying I wish i was a better person + me pretending I don't want to fuck on my period = me lying
She sent me a video of herself sitting in the car stone faced listening to the Titanic song on silence. She won't answer my texts.
I may or may not have just had sex in the bed of a pick-up at a drive-in movie theater.
Protip if he licks the back of your knee and you reflexively kick him your game of 'lick the lady' is over.
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