If Jimminey Cricket were here with me he would be so disappointed.
I knew his night was already over when he started marking lines on the bottle and setting goals
Moment of the night: you were impatient while I paid for the tequila shots and proceeded to lick and salt MY hand for me. This is why we're roommates.
My halloween constume SCREAMS "Hey i just got done with a shitty relationship and I'm DTF"
I knocked myself out momentarily last night when I fell and hit my head off of my jewelry box while trying to take his pants off... while he was passed out.
let's remember the whole point of NYE: to drink antisocial amounts of antisocial drinks, become incoherent, ruin a carpet, talk to a tree, wake up with head sellotaped to toilet. The where/how is superfluous, my vote goes to a cupboard and a bottle of jaeger Questions?
He screamed AMERICA, took a shot of vodka out of a Tupperware container, and then asked if he could see my tits
She just spat tequila at me... Like a fountain... A broken fountain
Sounds like either a very good Friday night or a very bad Saturday morning.
I know. In fairness he did tell me to throw up out his window onto his roof so I don't think he's pissed at me but I'm still mortified by the whole situation.
I didn't know where you were for like 15 minutes and then I went in the bathroom splashing water on the mirror and throwing hand towels around saying that you were "redecorating"
Great news. I WILL BE FUCKING IN A BOUNCY HOUSE TOMORROW.
Her mom came down to the basement and took shots with us. She's now passed out in a wheel barrow. This party got weird
summer in europe = liver of steel
I accept that challenge.
All time low: no dry towels so I'm using the sex towel to dry off
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