Tell him to shut up cuz i said so. I lost my dollar shoe :(
69 is so not fun when his penis is sporting a 70s hairstyle
I feel like every car around me knows I'm driving in my snuggie
just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
Fuck positive energy. I choose drinking instead,
she basically told me that her vine videos last longer that I do
Last night must have been awesome because I went to get in the shower only to find the bat symbol drawn on my chest
That happened during battle shots lol
His cat watched us the ENTIRE time. Every time I glanced over the poor kitty looked at me as if I were pelvic thrusting her father to death.
Actually here it's more "lie around naked in a dark room" weather.
The struggles of a small town man whore
We were cuddling in his bed and I asked him a question and followed by making a microphone with my hand and told him to speak into it. If he never talks to me again that's probably why.
I appreciate having someone to objectively critique my dick pics.
i just really want to fuck a guy wearing lederhosen
it'll be sexier than it sounds, i promise
I smell like a mix of alcohol, sweat, and sex and its only 10 AM
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
Randomize
