3:38a: you guys up to anything right now?
How many pudding cups do I have to eat for it to count as dinner?
4.
i don't remember it, but i know we had sex because my stuffed animals were facing the wall
omg theres cum all over the american flag and now its up in front of his house.
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I found a big gulp cup full of vomit in my freezer, are you behind this?
You kept showing the cop the bruises on the bottoms of your feet and claiming you were a medical mystery.
Drunk me forgot I'm not an 18yr old raver anymore. Adult me is now in pain.
Oh thank Jesus fuck for my shitty infertile womb. Crisis averted
Donating $10 to Sandy victims for every hurricane I drink tomorrow. Buying me alcohol just became a good cause.
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My cousin is passed out in my room, so I just masturbated in my walk-in closet. Apparently I get off on danger. Make note of that.
He said the pain stops when I get my shit together and stop being a drugged out alcoholic mess. Could have just said no.
She had a tattoo of Luke Bryan on her thigh and she made me waffles. Can I have two fiancees?
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
he had a cock ring. i orgasmed before he even put it in
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
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