you won't ask to borrow his earbuds because you think it's gross, but you'll have sex with him?
i just saw a woman using her birth control packet as a wallet.
This whole foot fetish thing is getting out of control. He would rather hold my feet than me after we fuck.
It wouldn't have been a big thing. If anything, I woulda apologized to you and cleaned the remote
I'm not going to need your "it doesn't mean you're a slut" pep talk after all.
just when i thought we would make it home without incident he tried to walk a police dog
This dude was wearing a "Plan B- One Step" backpack. I wonder how many more I have to buy until I get mine??
I'm pretty sure the guy she brought home is a polish porn star..
Bible prof is the guy I made out with at the gay bar on the fourth. He doesn't remember.
I'm doing shots of jagger in dixi cups and making a lesson plan for my 8th grader summer school class. My life is so close to adulthood I can taste it
There was a reason God said "Let there be titties" on the Fifth Day.
First sunburned tits of the season. And it's only April... I feel like it's going to be a good summer.
Hey guys guess what I found in my bed this morning? I wish it was a man..but it was a potato
Give me a minute. I'm trying to buy moonshine from a railroad worker named "Cowboy."
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
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