Jon and Kate are totally playing with my emotions.
i mean i care more about their marriage then my own parents
Unless I'm getting a singing midget telegram, I'm not going to smile
He just posted pic of sad weiner and half a butt cheek. That is it. I HATE online dating.
but i have a bet that her boyfriend is going to try and deflower her tonight so i better get a move on if i want to videotape it
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It wasn't a wasted relationship. I got road-head in an Escalade. I still keep that with me.
Then she opened the door and pitched the dead squirrel out, yelling "TELL THE OTHERS WHAT YOU SAW"
He once got bit in the face by a dog and still got laid the same night. He owns Memorial Day Weekend
All i know if I'm throwing uo into a bag with a smiley facE on it right now and this is not a smileuy face time right nowe
I'm going to call you, don't answer. Need to practice moaning to your answering machine again
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Selling our snow shovel to buy more beer. Not your brightest idea.
I started singing I believe I can fly in the shower and it was like the first stage of insanity
After sending me a dick pic, he asked, "yay or nay?"
If there's anything my liberal arts education has taught me, it's belligerence.
Sorry about the nipples in that snapchat. It was meant for the Australian.
can we fuck so we can live up to our nicknames for eachother?
Randomize