Do you think if I drink bleach they will let me leave work?
The way you explained my vagina was exactly the way I would of described my breakfast burrito.
Dude, we totally smoked up inside a church organ last night. Add this to the epic list.
I hit 10,000 texts this month.. I think my grandkids have carpal tunnel.
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everyone contributed. i held her hair back, he rubbed my vag... it was a team effort.
I don't remember how we paid for the cab. I do however remember giving him my heels 2 help with the bill.
I'm now at that point where it just feels natural to do a few shots of whisky with breakfast and then head to work
did i walk over a car last night?
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
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Hey. Be honored that I consider you the genital expert. I know alot of candidates for the position.
And I'm also limping. I just wish that I had self control. I'm 23 for fuck sake and I'm sitting at work, with mascara down my face, vomit on my clothes and an unknown black substance on my tits. How will I ever find my Greek husband if I keep this up?
I just woke up entirely naked on top of a pile of some guy's laundry on his bedroom floor.
He wanted me to blow him while he did curls and looked at himself in the mirror. Not sure if gay or ego maniac.
Success! We fucked roommates!
I'm pretty sure she tried to draw a self portrait out of her vomit. Then you tried to help, but passed out in the vomit.
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