operation "beaches make me wet" is a go
just saw a guy try to order booze in his coffee at 8 am.
I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
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I just watched the lion king for the first time in years. It's like the equivalent of a really good blow job.
You said that you were drinking out of a pan, and then went on to apologise to 'Jesus and all the other guys' for drinking on a Sunday.
GOOD MORNING. Have you seen the Avenger vibrators?
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
also, sleeping with your chipotle guy sounds like a good idea until you want chipotle on your day off and have to look somewhat presentable to acquire said chipotle.
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Literally, and I mean LITERALLY as in "not to be confused with a casual hyperbole", LITERALLY the day we broke up she slept with 3 different guys that night.
1) It's nice to see that the whole "English Major" thing is upping the quality of your rants 2) Have you considered that your dick was the cork holding her sluttiness in?
If she gets mad at me, that only means more free time for me. I like to put myself I win win situations. Despite being in a relationship, I still find ways to accomplish my goals.
I'm watching Netflix with my cats and eating homemade bread. Everyone and everything can go and fuck itself.
I s2g I’m about to get ghosted by a 34 yr old and my Oedipus complex cannot take it
I think I fell asleep on my pizza last night. Damn, I am sauccccy.
On the good side I got hit on by a cute college guy. But the bad side was having sex in a frat house for first time in 9 years
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