none of my boyfriends are responding right now, I thought I had enough to avoid this problem
not allowed to tweet this cos she's following me but i definitely just got head in a stairwell of the university of chicago. wanted you all to know.
What?? I'm covered in blood at the hospital, I atleast deserve a pic of someones boobs
That was the most comfortable bag of doritos I have ever slept on!
I just masturbated while eating dinner. Now who's the lazy one
he was very distressed by my statements that there could have been balls on shoulders without awareness
Okay. So my choices are the sleeping Guy who looks about twelve and a man that looks like he was the original sandman. Im gonna need a beer for this......
We could have had it all. And by all I mean sex in your Toyota Corolla.
He also reminds me slightly of a pirate which i find strangely attractive
This is the second time this month a hookup cried when I left...bro get your shit together bar does NOT equal wife 😬
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
Most people would agree that it IS in fact slutty to give someone head for free ice cream.
so after 3 days of looking i found the keg...looks like somebody tried burying behind the garage
So I was dancing on a table with these three girls and my bro. Started to makeout with one and as the song ended I asked what her name was. She said, and I quote, "Nate we hooked up two weeks ago". To which my reply was to lift my beer to bro and proclaim, "RAGE".
Now the fun stuff starts.
Someone is losing a finger.
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