I think I took your hangover as a birthday present
I dont know why I dont listen to you more often. He wont stop texting me. And his signature is "dancing with no panties on"
New requirements. My future husband must have a nose ring and wear headbands.
We are no longer friends.
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
i wish every aspect of life was like a bar. flirt with the cute guy two feet across from you and get whatever you want for free
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
Honestly, where the fuck is osama bin laden?
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
its not that she doesnt like having sex with you, your balls just smell worst then your ass.
I mean two cocks this time. Trust me, I'm not gonna pull the same stunts as last time in this situation
I bet yours is gonna be filled with secret innuendo.
secret innuendo and cervical punches to the world.
It's official. Those are now your come fuck me flipflops
Lesson: Never rollerskate with a 40 in your hand unless you have a destination.
Every FB picture she has looks like it's from the POV of the guy she's blowing
The prescription the hospital gave me for pain and nausea doubles for my hangovers... Maybe I'll hit up the ER more often
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