im surrounded by empty glasses of chocolate milk WTF
Just think, the more you drink, the more options you'll have of people you want to hook up with.
It's like God shit irony all over that family
Need toilet paper. Napkins suck. Slowly running out of those two and the bleeding hasn't stopped. Your cat is next
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THE BIG GAY MAD HATTER IS HERE AND HE HAS DRUGS IN HIS PANTS FOR YOU. COME DOWNSTAIRS BITCHEZZZZ
I think its pretty common. 1 out of every 4 people probably have a stripper's phone # in their phone.
I just spent 10 min explaining to my mom how orange is a strange color. I think she knows
We told you to go get more fire wood and you came running back with a log that was on fire, not drunk at all.
He told me he doesn't want to fuck anymore because he needs to focus on school. Either he grew a vagina or he's secretly gay, it has to be one of the two.
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So I was trying to finish off that sick uv whipped and I chased it with yogurt. Not a good idea
We can get high as fuck when there are no orders. If not its cool. I just figured Take Your Blunt Buddy To Work Day.
i really need to shower, but i don't want to take off my bra and lose my cleavage. the struggle
do you think me going to the gyno dressed as a cat is inappropriate?
Ever since the Christmas fiasco of '08, I can no longer watch Rudolf the Red nosed reindeer without getting a hard on
New holiday tradition. Eat all the Xanax in the am, then wake up later after festivities and eat all the leftovers
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