all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
We could sell used underwear with pictures of us wearing them.
The Rock is playing the tooth fairy. I can't believe I used to smell what that man was cooking
Ill bet we could have atleast fucked a girl who fucked a guy who has fucked tara reid. That's a famous circle right?
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i yelled at him for a little and we ended up fucking in a random tennis court.
he was grinding on you and dedicated the song "I'm in Love With a Stripper" to you then started taking his own clothes off
You were in subway at 3am showing everyone your tan lines
I'm just gonna wear a long dress with no panties today. My pussy needs a break.
that's the best thing i've ever said to a penis
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Want to go home, so casually slip my underwear in his pocket. Never seen him grin so big and say goodbye to his friends.
Direct quote from her that tipped me off I was getting some: "I want to jump on his shoulders and wrap my legs around his face"
That seems dangerous to buy acid from a stranger on craigslist
She's high and screaming MEREDITH IS A WHORE
Found an elderly homeless guy with a Gandalf beard passed out on my porch. I put a Santa hat over his erect dick cause he was naked.
One a scale of one to hella drunk, how gracefully can I make it down those stairs
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