his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
So apparently last night I was running around columbus circle station screaming that Obama was a pussy and that "waterboarding should always be an option" lol
Jenna and Ryan are ranting and raving about child custody. MY VASECTOMY SMILES.
We really need to stop competing to see who can get more drunk, and I REALLY need to stop winning.
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Beware of calls from Dad. I just had a longer than I would care to admit convo about the ididarod. Apparently it starts tomorrow.
Check Facebook. Random dude tagged us in photos from last night dancing at Denny's while eating a sampler platter. 1. How does he have our names, and 2. You said we ate at Tbell.
There are too many people on this bus for it to be even REMOTELY okay that I'm wearing a puke covered sweater
One of my coworkers just invited me to a wet t-shirt contest this weekend in honor of her son's 21st Birthday.
Its ok. Im having a low day. About to mix cake mix with milk and drink it.
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Whatever. I just smoked another bowl so I don't care and wow I just noticed how fast my thumb moves when I text. I'm amazing.
I believe in weed hangovers. To say the least.
We peed together in a dark alley while holding hands. That is a bond that can never be broken.
Blocking me on Facebook doesn't change the fact that you've had my penis in my mouth. So there's that.
He does have a nice smile. I also like to think he has a nice penis, but that's just a prediction.
My sister can't give you a handjob and us still be bros.
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