Where you are. You must stay where you are are
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Denial is the first step to alcoholism…and I don't hate it
Life is so much better after having sex.
I think it might be brain cancer. Hangovers can't be this bad
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He passed out. Woke up long enough to declare himself "the sauce boss" and then bit me in the face.
He says he invented a new sex move called The Redbird that we can only do when I'm on my period. Should I be concerned?
Got a 72 hour restraining order. Can we meet monday? Let me know!
The staples of my diet are Labatt Blue, Xanax, and brick cheese.
I should have never moved out...
Your vagina doesn't want to be violated with garnishes. I get it.
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I seriously doubt this is the first time pumpkin pie has led to a booty call.
Did you really just reference your penis in a pep talk? I think I may love you more now.
I can't masturbate without laughing really hard at some point and it's entirely your fault.
You lost me at unexpected butt stuff. Everything else I would probably do.
You're a disaster
Wanna date?
Im bringing my light up rubber ducky just in case we end up at a rave tonight. HE CHANGES COLOR!
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