hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
pics
no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
R you on birth control?
No, why?
...no reason
he borrowed my computer and saw his name in my recent google searches. Things got awkward real fast.
We need to start having sex underwater more often.
I feel like I should come with a warning like "Orgasm free since 1983"
You know how I got mad at him for making out with his formal date? Apparently I fucked mine. I'm guessing any exclusivity is out of the question.
I just pulled a piece of cookie out of my bra in the middle of class. I'm forever alone.
Also, if someone could cut me off before im rolling around the yard pantsless with a 40 year old lesbian that would be awesome.
So high I started crying because I was proud of Snoop Dogg for becoming Snoop Lion
These kids are nice. Shrooms make everything so nice.
I just asked her to come in through the window, this pretty much solidifies the whole fuck-buddy thing...
I woke up with jello shots in pant pockets so I must've had fun
Well we found Mark's missing underwear. They're pinned up on Mike's trophy wall.
Im at a south american orphan benefit auction drinking stoli in a coffee mug, this is what my life has become, thanks a lot community college
She did what?
Who. The correct term is she did who.
Did you see him? The correct term is definitely what.
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