Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
she always made me post sex PB&Js it was like fucking a trashier Martha Stewart
her face looked like how i feel after Taco Bell
i got iced as i was inside of her. i fucking hate my friends
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Thank you blackberry messenger, for giving me a way to sext faster and more efficiently
He walked into my room in the middle of the night, whispered something about the patriot act, and took my tv.
Just orgasmed in canada. I should get a sticker or something that says I orgasmed in a different country.
is year to celebrate how much I love you, I made a mosaic of your penis with conversation hearts. it's in your mailbox.\n\nHAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY TO YOU
Im chasing shots of tequila with chocolate milk right now. by myself. its nasty, but I've had worse in tjere the past couple days, so ill take it.
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Yes... I'll kill two birds with one crazy ecstacy filled night.
There can only be one screw up per family and I was here first. Get your shit together bro
Can't feel body but making pizza rolls
Overheard a drunk girl talk about how when she's drunk she believes in more than one God
He tried to do a JoJo pose and wound up breaking his wrist in the process. Truly a story for the ages.
21st birthday weekend in Vegas has concluded and all I'm missing is my underwear and 'Contacts' icon on my phone home screen.
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