i am NOT doing that with my feet, or any part of my body
Until that no good dick sucking whore stays away from my boyfriend I am gonna start blowing all of his friends...
I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
Im eating the cereal I found in my pocket and drinking wine out of the bottle.
Just pissed by glowstick light. Bad idea.
We are hot boxing the gondola
I hate everything.
8:30 every morning in the third floor bathroom we fuck in the handicap stall. You have your morning workout and I have mine.
An don't say it's "personal preference" cause I don't buy it. I just want to have normal cool guy balls. I don't want to be the dude that's still rocking the equivalent of the "mid 90's bowl cut" of scrotum haircuts.
Can I just say I love the fact that were in business with guys where I can write a hand job up hoes down text message
We are planning a drunk snapchat treasure hunt for tomorrow, and the treasure is his penis, this is a game I'm not willing to loose.
Why did this happen to me why did I have to meet him if I could go back in time I never would have grabbed his dick
He threw up on my head while I was blowing him, and then I started barfing, and the kitchen floor was a mess. Believe me, he will never, ever live this down.
Her weave came out on the dance floor. She was twerking and shaking one minute and her hair flew across the dance floor the next. Great way to be introduced to the family
I just ate cream cheese straight for my dog
I'm afraid to ask what that means
Do you remember whose house we're in?
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