My family just had an in depth argument about the meaning of chodes
im learning from these one night stands last time i came in her this time i came on her AND deleted every contact in her phone!
And this is weird.. I feel slightly less depressed after shitting myself.
Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
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Just wanted to say, I appreciate your bravery in having read receipts
I'm content with our "friends with accidental benefits" situation.
I never thought I would have to put a band-aid on my penis.
is it too soon to tell him I'm available anytime for Christmas themed pity sex and I'll even wear a Santa hat?
Ended up in his bed... He's passed out holding me and his bulldog is laying across my legs. Both snoring. HELP!! I wanna go home!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
you grabbed the breathalyzer at dinner, blew a 0.20 and told the waitress you'd eat her ass
I'M TRYING. TO WATCH. PORN. PLS HAVE UR IMPORTANT DISCUSSIONS ELSEWHERE FUCKERS
Literally.... Guy kissing himself in mirror in this hotel elevator
Yeah I passed out. The last thing I remember is the lady telling me I couldn't play the clarinet with my nose.
He made me pay for half of dinner. Fucking feminist revolution.
Just woke up next to a hungry lesbian and a half eaten croissant on my stomach. Can you come get me?
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